A fork of Rural Dictionary
A poo made unnecessarily long or lengthy because of smart phone, tablet, laptop or other computer/technology use.
Man 1: "Damn man, he's been in there for half an hour!"
Man 2: "Yeah. He's in there with that iPad taking a stumpf."
The gayest man you will ever find. He is old and smelly. If you see him beware he may lick you.
WATCH OUT HERE COMES DARRIN STUMPF
Some one who is made fun of and called names like nazi for being German. Even if one of their great grandparents was born in Poland.
He was George Stumpfed at school.