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A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)

Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

when you pop an ollie or something and make a perfect landing

"i pop it and BAM! i plant it, i plant it like a fucking apple tree"

eco-friendly rendition of the phrase "fuck bitches, get money"

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees

Say this when someone's in your tree

HIPPITY HOP HIPPITY HEE GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TREE

noun, plural: Fucking tree houses

Contemporary term for Sukkah (plural: Sukkot) (from Dictionary.com: a booth or hut roofed with branches, built against or near a house or synagogue and used during the Jewish festival of Sukkoth as a temporary dining or living area.)

Bro, after simchas beis we had a crazy farby in the Fucking tree house...

Dude, why the fuck didn't you fucking come to the bein at the Fucking tree house??

Phrase

When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?

"Mom feeling a bit overwhelmed with my dumbass behaviour, tells me to go-fuck-up-a-tree.

Getting a fishing hook stuck in a tree numerous times only to have the weight alone come back and fuck your knee up

Today I got tree fucked after my damn hook got hung up on that there tree