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> Tebow

A phrase used to mock Denver Broncos quarterback and former Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow. (The "greater than" sign is preceded by something very bad.)

Coined by readers of ESPN.com following the Broncos' 45-10 loss to the Detroit Lions on October 30, 2011, in which Tebow had two turnovers that directly resulted in touchdowns and finished with a passer rating of 56.8.

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by Kasey6529 October 31, 2011

tebowing

a christian pondering

tebowing christian ponder

by BobCheese18 November 23, 2013

Tebow

ADJ. Used to describe a person who is honorable, respected, and/or amazing.

My mom is so Tebow.

by Frank in FLA November 29, 2009

Tebowed

(verb) - inexplicably beat or rejected by someone of inferior talent.

Dude, I can’t believe that chick Tebowed you, she wasn’t even that attractive.

by psychdoctor November 18, 2011

Tebowed

verb, used to indicated defeat by a a force that is on paper inferior but continues to enjoy success, for non-quantifiable reasons.

The Chicago Bears got Tebowed today!

or

That test Tebowed me.

by DJFreto December 12, 2011

Tebow

Adj. Getting something done, but in a very shitty manner

Jake: "He did such a shitty job."
Me: "He still got it done thought."
Jake: "Yep he pulled a Tebow."

by ZaBlazer November 25, 2011

Tebowing

to refer to throwing a pass short and behind an open receiver.

Dude, I was wide open! Why are you Tebowing?

by bubbagump1975 October 20, 2012