A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of cutting a hole in a stuffed animal as replacement for sex.
I couldn't get laid last night, so I had to teddy bear it.
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich made on a hamburger bun instead of bread. You have to eat two of them because they're very small. Goes good with chocolate milk and pretzels.
I like teddy bears with crunchy peanut butter and strawberry preserves.
a vagina, prefurably one with some pubes
"i cuddled with her teddy bear all nite long"
being buck ass naked Like wearing a teddy, but bearing it all
When she showed me her teddy bear, I nearly poked out my own eye.
A well known prostitute in coffee county,GA she can be found near the "sand ridge" and she has been know to give "favors" for 5 dollars, crack, and KFC meals, she can be spotted by her mullet and lack of teeth
"hey, how was your doctor's visit" "Not good, Teddy bear gave me the clap"
A word to mean a man/guy who is chubby, cute and cuddly. They are usually tall with exotic names. If a Teddy Bear has a girlfriend, she will never refer to him by his real name but only by "Teddy Bear". They are very lovable and give free hugs and free teddy bears.
Person 1: Look! There's a Teddy Bear over there! Person 2: Nah, that's just Patrick