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Tena

Tena noun

A shit person that thinks only about herself

Tymothy: You're such a Tena
Gertrude: : O
Ursula: Boy, chill a little bit,we're not trying to kill her

by ErdeÖl March 28, 2018

Tena lady

A disposable pad for protecting your underpants from uncontrollable urine leakage (incontinence)

Girl 1: I p*ss myself when I laugh.
Girl 2: You should wear a Tena Lady pad.

by LittleLaura March 02, 2006

Tena dancing

dancing so bad that people watching will need pantie pads to stop themselves pissing with laughter

Gary hit the dancefloor and cleared a space with his tena dancing

by Emma85 May 07, 2007

Tena lady

A Fanny pad for Feminine Care

No sex tonight my birds got a Tena Lady in!

by Jez Fish February 17, 2006

Cruz Tena

The sexiest guy that ever attends pornhub

Cruz Tena is so sexy his pangas is so large

by Daddeeee65 September 23, 2019

Tena lady

A prostitute who will milk you dry for a Tenna (£10)

John: Man I need a shag
Adi: When you get paid head down the docks and see a Tena Lady
John: Whats a Tena Lady
Adi: She'll do anything for a Tenner - the dirty bitch.

by Jez Fish February 17, 2006

Cruz Tena

The most sexiest guy in school

Cruz Tena is so sexy his pangas is so large

by Daddeeee65 September 23, 2019