A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.
Lafawnduh is such a ballooner, she'll practicality blow you for free.
A fool; a person who has just made a pretty obvious mistake
PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements. PhD Student 2: You total balloon PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today Supervisor: <Says nothing and draws a picture of a balloon on a piece of paper>
When you are eating a chick out and you blow air into her pussy and then press on her stomach to have the air come rushing back out at you.
Yesterday i gave Brittney The Balloon and she was pissed!
A airhead, A stupid person who floats/follows people around on a "string" like a bitch
slang for condom; slang for protection during sex.
I gotta get a balloon on before my girl gets outta the bathroom.
The girl was flat-chested before; now she looked like she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is... until she took off that shirt! WOW!!