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An undeservedly popular film that, considering it is set in a real world where the laws of physics and science apply, is bereft of even the slightest shred of credibility. So much so that even a scene of someone taking a piss on a pavement would have been executed in the most unrealistic manner possible. In fact, piss could no doubt be converted into emergency fuel in this films universe. But taking the piss is all this film will do to anyone with a 3 digit IQ. It, along with it's many sequels and clones, is widely responsible for motivating the chav populace of Britain to mod their 2nd hand/ stolen / scrapyard Vauxhall Nova's by adding spoilers, neon lights and great big exhausts that virtually any person could fit up. To put the twattyness of this film into perspective, the opening racing scene strongly alludes that the main characters car is going so fast that he is just one inch away from time travel. Anyone who watches on beyond this scene, on basis of enjoyment and not criticism, is a fucking cunt of the highest order. For bonus twattage, Vin Diesel is seen wearing a Christian necklace throughout, despite his spare time hobbies of illegal street racing, highway thieving and gang related drive-by shootings. Rated "R" for Retards.
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Bad movie about streetracing that caused millions of morons around the world to think streetracing is cool.
If you ever need proof that media *does* affect people's way of thinking, look no further than The Fast And The Furious.
The movie that re defined chemistry. Apparently it is now possible to blow up an inert gas (NOS) by using a cigarette lighter. Nitrous (aka. NOS) is actually Nitrous Oxide or N2O. I do not see any hydrocarbons to burn there.(Quick chemistry lesson: When nitrous oxide is heated up, such as in an engine, it breaks apart to become separate nitrogen and oxygen molecules. This provides more oxygen to the engine which in turn gives you more performance) The movie that also gave a bad name to the R34 Skyline, and the Supra, and BMW, and many other respectable cars. As for exhaust manifold buildup... the only way I can see this happening is if your turbo suddenly decided it liked being a brick wall instead.
Even though Hollywood says it's possible, you still cannot burn an inert gas. Fast and the Furious made my inner car guy cry.
A lazy ass movie with nothing but stupid buzzing chunks of crap street racing, and idiots who spend 100 grand on shit that has absolutely NOTHING to deal with their car's performance.
1. Did you see those SHITTY MOTION BLURS IN THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS!!! 2. My beat up, 15 second 89' Mustang LX just pulled away from some piece of shit that looked like something you'd see in the Fast and the Furious. 3. The Fast and the Furious SUCKS!!!!
Quite possibly the worst made movies on the face of this earth. Makes people who have remote knowledge of automobiles cry. Now, everyone thinks that the more stickers you apply to your car, the faster it goes, and that all asians with riced out cars own a kawasaki ninja, have about 20 bitches, and perform drive-bys with TMP's. Not to mention, has caused an incredible surge in little children to buy a Toyota Supra and be a 'street racer'. See Torque Converter.
Due to common belief, the more stickers you have behind your rear wheels on your front wheel drive honda civic doesn't induce more traction. The fast and the furious can blow me.
movie that was made by retards, for retards. why the heck in the beginning is there an exhaust manifold pressure build-up? its pretty much a tube going to the back of the car, how would there be pressure problems? i could see boost failure off of the turbo... MAYBE. and when it does fail, why does the floor fall out? firs the manifold is in the engine compartment, second, the floor is one big stamped piece of steel, there is no reason for it to be bolted on... and nobody would take a supra like that to fix up. its a toyota and thus there are many, why waste your time with a rusted out pos? tells you that any car is faster with T3h NaWs Yo!!! thanks fast and the furious for raising a bunch of retards that think a jetta, 240sx, or supra could kill ferraris
in the fast and the furious, everyon likes to talk about the scene where paul beats the ferarri with his supposedly (supposed because getting a rusted out car to look like that is pretty much impossible) cheaper supra. but don't forget, the ferarri drives off a loser, but with a smokin hot babe in the passenger seat that he will undoubtedly bang all knight. Paul gets to drive off with the ever- attractive vin diesel. who would you rather have hot, sweaty sex with, smokin hot babe, or good ol vinnie?
A totally gaywad movie about a bunch of low life fartknockers that don't have jobs, but manage to drive $80,000 cars and loaf around all day having *kewl* adventures.
The Fast And The Furious should have included the Mystery Van from Scooby-Doo, then it would have rocked.