Country Dictionary

1. Gunk discharged from the twat. 2. Just plain bullshit.

1. My bush is sooo full of twattage. 2. Bush is sooo full of twattage.

twattage derived from the verb to twat 1.(verb) the act of making such a connection with the ob ject in question that it does in fact proceed to bury itself in the field over the hefges next door. It is an act of immense supremity, shown only by the most experienced twatters, and one which is sure to crush the opposing team in more ways than one for example the defenceless child stands there like a limpet, as the hench boy with the beast of a bat stands there while his mate feeds him a ball. he just stands there and twats it at them,crushing the small child into oblivion

good things to say when twattage is applied 1. OMFG look out guys this guys got some twatage abilities 2. guys we totally twatted u at that PvP match

Noun; A numerical measurement of the extent to which a person is a twat. Similar to electrical wattage, the notable difference being that a higher twattage indicates a dimmer lightbulb rather than a brighter one.

1. "Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag." "Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150." 2. "That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?" "Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least."

This is what is commonly refered to as the "power of the pussy"

If you want you rent paid and don't want to get a job, findn a weak guy and put your twattage in gear.

(n). synonymous with pussy cheese, slang for the white discharge often found in an unkempt pussy.

Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal, that girl so nasty, she got some twattage cheese in that meat taco.

The most repulsive of the female species, so nasty you'd pull your worst best friend off it.

Dude, go grab Big Guns off that Twattage Cheese. She's had more cock than a urinal.

A girl/woman who ditches her current commitment, (usually her girlfriends), to be with a man. A man would never ditch a night out with the guys to be with his woman unless she raised a royal stink.

Her Royal Twattage dissed me again last night to be with that loser Joel and today I saw him with another woman.