A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang for Pap Smear, i.e. a medical procedure for the early detection of cancer in the cervix.
A naked business woman marches into the gynecologist's exam room, jumps on the table and places her feet in the stirrups. Her tight, bald yoni twitches with impatience.
"Ms...?" asks the doctor, still fumbling with her file.
"Spare me the chit-chat, Doc!" hisses the lady, tapping her watch. "Gimme a pappy and make it snappy!"
to finger-bang an asian
You see that hot asian? I'd pappy her.
Pappiness is the feeling of joy of becoming or being a father.
The day he saw the first ultrasound images of his offspring's heart beating was the first time he felt the bliss of pappiness.