A fork of Rural Dictionary
Small candy wafers that have a sweet, almost fruity taste. They come in many different pastel colors, and are sold in cellophane-wrapped stacks. Manufactured by CE DE Candy company, and available in the US and Canada.
Contrary to popular belief, eating Smarties does not make you smart.
A party game that combines the candy of the same name with public humiliation. In a game of smarties, there are two players, the bottom and the top, chosen by the host of the party. The bottom lays on the floor and the top throws smarties onto the bottom. Smarties that miss or bounce off the bottom are placed by the host wherever he or she desires. The top then eats the smarties off the bottom. The game ends when all the smarties have been eaten.
John: Hey, Jane, let's play smarties! Jane: fml
This Sweet candy is full with E numbers and Suger and Bees Wax :| are they good for us? __________ YEASSSSSSSH!
Boy:Hey you ate my smarties Girl:no i diddnt. Boy: i need my e-Numbers!!! Girl: well as do i! Boy:were are they Girl: i dunno *tumble weed* Boy: hey hes hyper Girl: E-Numbers=P..he ate your Smarties Boy: hey your right Randem kid flys past window *IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*
A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.
"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"