Country Dictionary

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teaching

A profession that highly skilled people find themselves in when they can't find a better job. For all those people who say that teaching is great.....it is....just because all the kids are like Vikki Pollard

Shit I can't find a job that opays more than £10,000 a year....better go into teaching

by Heather Scott November 04, 2004

teaching

1. A term for something being dry or armz. When someone is told off but can only be used in the case where the telling off is *true*. 2. Third party response to an insult Orig. Polite teachers/parents critisizing work and then claiming that it's simply teaching, causing others present to say "Ohhh dry. I mean, teaching"

"You're way off pitch, where the _____ did you learn to sing?" "Oh, TEACHING!"

by LauraLouise May 22, 2004

Teached

To be Owned or served by a teacher

Ohh man, the teacher today totally burned that stupid kid today in class. He got Teached!

by Paladax November 04, 2011

teached

A misspelling of the word "taught".

Person A: I teached English. Person B: Oh, god.

by zeiphon December 02, 2010

teach

short for teacher, usually used insultingly

yo man i got that bitchy english teach next period....

by rush8192 December 13, 2004

teached

teached (teechd) –verb: past tense and past participle of "teach". Commonly used in Trinidad by the most educated people.

"Ummm, where have you teached before?"

by Ny (The Man) September 28, 2006

teach

A term usually used as a put down to those who ask obvious questions and have their questions answered in a sarcastic way. It resembles the classic burned or owned, but more specific to question-asking. In forums "teach!" is often followed by an emoticon wearing a graduation cap and holding a pointer.

n00b: Why can't I post in the rest of the forums? member 1: Surely you already know that after having read the rules before joining. member 2: teach! *insert emoticon*

by ctrl-alt-delete November 27, 2005