Country Dictionary

Verb
To stork

To have sexual intercourse with the specific objective of creating a baby.

You know you're in a serious relationship when, instead of saying 'let's have sex', you say 'let's stork.'

We really want a child buy my husband has a low sperm count so we've been storking like crazy.

When one watches a couple do the deed.
A combination of 'stork' and 'stalking'

The chief stork is storking the couple and that way he knows when to deliver the babies.

A woman you loves to give head have dudes nut in her mouth. She carries dudes' babies around in her mouth, hence the reference to the word stork (like a stork who delivers babies).

That chick is a stork yo! She be swallowin' mad babies.

Having sex purely for procreation

Poor sod, his girlfriend is only interested in storking.

Can replace any adjectives or verb.

"That was a storkin' party last night!"
"Yeah, I got storked last night by six girls!"

a poor excuse for explaining sex & where babies come from

Jerry: Mommy telled me that babies come fwum the stork

Poppa- Man dats buu shit!!! Where is that lyin' bitch so I can show you how babies really get made??!!

1. Verb.

When a couple has an unwanted pregnancy occur.

To be storked, to get storked.

"Oh did you hear about John and Mandy? They got storked."