A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one watches a couple do the deed.
A combination of 'stork' and 'stalking'
The chief stork is storking the couple and that way he knows when to deliver the babies.
Having sex purely for procreation
Poor sod, his girlfriend is only interested in storking.
A combination of stunning and fucking awful. Usually used to refer to something aesthetic/an object.
That bikini is absolutely storking.
When you merge your picture with a stork and see what your baby would look like.
I've been storking lately and have a picture of you above my bed flying over my grandmother's grave.
to conceive a child without the method known as 'fucking the clit'. as it is the alternative method to write a nice letter to the stork and hope he has a baby left in his prison full of pregnant ladys.
"oh darling would you fuck my clit so we could have a baby?
not tonight dear lets just do a tad of Storking, you call the stork and i will take out another morgage" - classy British couple