A fork of Rural Dictionary
The action of sucking a hot beverage hot chocolate through a tim tam cookie. The flavor is possibly the best thing in the world.
In global class today, Eunu, Julia and I skipped class to tim tam slam.
the event created when one bites both ends off a tim tam then sucks a mouthful of warm beverage thru it.
a cultural practice native to australia handed down from generation to generation.
doing this causes the tim tam to melt rapidly from the inside out. a quick flick of the head in a backwards motion then allows the person to catch the disintegrating tim tam straw in their mouth.
"may contain traces of nuts"
"do not try this if you're not old enuf to drink warm beverages"
Feeding her Tim Tams while she does tricks on it.
Damn, Tammy really loves getting Tim Tam slammed.
A Tim Tam Slam is when you fill a glass with milk, bite 2 corners off the end of a Tim Tam, and use the Tim Tam as a straw. The milk then tastes like chocolate, and it is an Australian delicacy.
Bro, you can't Tim Tam Slam with Double Coat Tim Tams!
An offering of a legendeay scrumptious aussie chocolate biscuit in order to relieve the embarassment of a person who has said somethign really lame.
" (some realy badass joke)"
"mmm,Wanna tim tam?"
How to perform a Tim Tam Slam:
You someone you really trust, and inject their ass with novacaine. You then have them perform a handstand while someone holds their legs. You then put hot chocolate inside their anus, (like how they put water and stuff from porn) then get a Tim Tam, bite both ends, and drink the chocolate out of their ass like a straw.
Guy 1: hey dude, we've been friends for a long time and..
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: I was wondering if you wanted to do a Tim Tam Slam with me.
Guy 2: I would be absolutely honored to.
Guy 3: I'll hold his legs!