A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person of the opposite sex who, when attending social events, requires less maintenance than a coat in order for you to get them to come home with you.
"Liz is Rob's coat. When he goes out, he leaves her at the door and hits on other girls with his friends. But when it is time to go home, he grabs her at the door like she is his winter coat."
A item that must be removed to serve its purposes -coat
Jake Sim appeared in my room wearing a long brown coat Aaaaand??? Turns out it was the only thing he was wearing!!! Omg He took it off , ripped my shirt off ,unclamped my bra and sticker his hand up my skirt , pushed my. Thong to a side and did the four finger tango on me