A fork of Rural Dictionary
Moves at a speed of 1 second per second. Often moves at 2 minutes per second if you are in Indiana or Ohio, or when at school or band camp.
Bob: Hey steve it's time for lunch break! Steve: Thank God! I've been sitting here for 5 hours! Bob: But you came in late and have only been here for 2 hours...
Turns rock to sand,Kills kings, moves moutains,AND ABOVE ALL MAKES CHESSE YUMMY!
"givin a long enough time line the mortality rate for everyone drops to zero"
Time is an absolute truth regardless of the state of existence so long as it is not the forever end. In the physical universe there need be motion of any kind for time to have something to be relative to. Time travel can not exist in the popular sense. One can travel forward in time while seemingly no time passes for the traveler, but this is an illusion caused by being in some kind of stasis. True travel back in time can not occur. This is not to say that instantaneous or near-instantaneous travel is impossible, just that such theories may not come into conflict with time's law.
It took a long time before the big bang happened again.
An abstract concept used to describe the linear passaage of events obsesrvable in three dimensions. The "classical" three dimensions (length, width, height) are spatial, whereas time is temporal. Time cannot be directly observed, only quantified in terms of seconds, minutes, hours, etc. Time itself is impossible to accurately illustrate in our 3-D world, but is most often represented as a line, moving in one direction at a constant rate.
Time travels constantly in one direction, and is widely believed to be irreversible.
God's trick of keeping everything from going to hell all at once.
He wanted to prolong my disgust like a decrepid ugly old fuck on Viagra- so he said, "Let there be time", and he saw that it was good...