A fork of Rural Dictionary
wait wait wait lets be politically correct I'm sure you meant to type overweight, excessively round, or possibly horizontally challenged
I'm not fat, I just have a better bond with gravity than most.
The condition of weighing more than the medically prescribed average for a specific height and age range. An adjective describing said condition. Something chicks fear above all else, causing them to deny themselves the love of a good pizza. It tends to make them eat salads and act finicky in restaurants. A euphamism for surplus budget spending. Rhymes with PHAT.
Honey, do I look fat in this? Trim the fat! Let's open up a case of PBR and chew the motherfuckin' fat, yo!
FAT also F.A.T.: abbr. Fuck All That adv. 1. To acknowledge a lack of interest in something or otherwise demean it, especially in terms of work or the performance of menial tasks 2. To formally object with a statement or opinion; to disagree with 3. A statement of pure independence of all responsibility and concern; phlegmatic syn. “Fuck that”; Screw that”; “Nah, I’m good”, “Are you kidding me?”; “Fuck off”; “I don’t give a fuck”, “Zero fucks given”
1. Abby: “Can you believe mom asked me to do the dishes again? Like I already did them last month.” Paul: “FAT” 2. John: “He’s almost as smart as a real people.” Nick: “FAT” 3. My Boss: “If you don’t quit playing video games all day I’m going to fire your ass.” Me: “FAT. I do what I want.”
What people become after eating McDonalds for years, every day. Theese people usually end up 400+ lbs, and feel sorry for themselves. Usually they end up on Oprah, so bored housewives can feel sorry for them, and the government can send them free IRS money, stolen from people who actually work.
I don't feel sorry for fat people because it's not my fault they became fat. I think that person has something to do with it.
An aussie term for an erection
I saw this chick , man i cracked a fat!
Here is a 2007 census of the healthiest to most unhealthy states: 1. Vermont 2. Minnesota 3. Massachusetts 4. Maine 5. New Hampshire 6. Nebraska 7. Iowa 8. Utah 9. Hawaii 10 Kansas 11. Rhode Island 12. North Dakota 13. Connecticut 14. Washington 15. Wisconsin 16. New Jersey 17. Oregon 18. Virginia 19. California 20. Ohio 21. Michigan 22. South Dakota 23. Pennsylvania 24. Idaho 25. West Virginia 26. Montana 27. New York 28. Colorado 29. Kentucky 30. Wyoming 31. North Carolina 32. Illinois 33. Indiana 34. Missouri 35. Maryland 36. Alaska 37. Arkansas 38. Tennessee 39. Delaware 40. Alabama 41. Oklahoma 42. Arizona 43. Texas 44. Georgia 45. South Carolina 46. Florida 47. Nevada 48. Mississippi 49. New Mexico 50. Louisiana
How fat is your state?