Country Dictionary

What your dad did when he saw you being birthed.

Yeah, my dad left me.

a group of people who want to take away your penis

Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!

The ancient art of excreting solid waste and then leaving the toilet unflushed. Upon discovery by the next user, they note that previous occupant 'left it'

Awwww damn! Who left it? This thing is almost a foot long! Dude! You reek!

the opposite of right

Left is the opposite of right.

Left must be wrong, right?

<--- that way. it's that simple, folks.

why do you want to look 'left' up in the first place? 'tard.

The hand that never gets laid.

I'm ambidexterous, so I let lefty whack it for a change. He hardly ever gets laid.