Country Dictionary

To walk away. To evade. Immature avoidance tactic used by adults to escape facing responsibilities.

Don't just toddle off when I'm talking to you Markus. Don´t be such a pussy.

Noun: Some one who does diss honest or moraly wrong things Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.

noun:"dude did you see Shwat Toddle earlier?" "Nah he's a tool" verb:"Jesus christ!" "yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.

I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!

1. v. the act of kicking someones balls back inside them thus making the remaining skin look like a hammster's empty cheeks. 2. n. a person who does unspeakable things to another person.

1.--- John- "Dude devin got shwat-toddled last night" Matt- "Wow what twat waffle did that?" John- "I dunno but he's gonna need reconstructice sergery after that one" 2."That shwat-toddle just teabaged the passed out drunk dude.."

Fifth of six levels of Ass. One of the strongest levels of Ass, hard to come back to.

"Morty, you are such an Ass-toddle" "Yeah, well...BLARG!" *Morty running across field sobbing*

A verb, used to describe the type of unbalanced walk after stepping on a stray piece of Lego. Ouch.

Watch out, don't step on that piece of Lego! You'll Lego toddle otherwise, and you don't want that!

This word refers to shooting a load on a womans face. When the girl gets the load all over her face she resembles a toddler who had food all over their face from eating.

That bitch is a toddle slop.