Country Dictionary

Meaning the thing you sit on when you release a bowel movement or pee-TOILET Also meaning when you are having a very comfortable shat(not shit)! (look up shat for better understanding)

"Everyone im about to get on the tonky and i dont want to be disturbed!" "Dang Billy you been on the tonky for over an hour now, is it that good??"

A silly and informal way to say ‘Winky’ or ‘Penis’

“Amber jumped on Kyle’s Tonkie last night! She said it was massive!”

The name given to a large, sometimes painful buildup of intestinal gas that can accumulate during anal sex while the sphincter is plugged. Historically reserved for the "doe" half of homosexual male couples but in modern times has been applied to gaseous females as well.

Dude, I was all up in this one chick's pipe last night and it was so great, but the then she blapped this nasty tonky bubble and ruined everything.

A bar where predominantly white people hang out and drink. Usually a Beer Joint or Pub and not a upscale bar.

Look at all the Crackers pickup trucks in the parking lot of The Honky Tonky!

A Texan Homosexual man who rides beneath the horse instead on top.

Gay cowboy 1: Billy im just a regular gay cowboy Gay cowboy 2: No your not your a flammin Honkie Tonkie

As opposed to a Tinky Winki, A Tonky Wonky is a huge penis.

Please won't not pull on my Tonky Wonky so hard. Wow, your Tonky Wonky doesn't want to go there.

When a homie be high as balls he be WONKY TONKY

Dang bro kyles wonky tonky