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Tour

An all night experience with liquor, possibly drugs, and friends of your choice. There will be no sleep. Sex is optional. You go where the liquor takes you

Man i was on a dirty tour last night, im so hungover. i dont even know what happened

by 2344324 July 25, 2009

touring

The fuck?
Touring isn't defined?
Nigga please.
Touring- To tour you stupid motherfucker what do you think?

"Hey Dick, did ya hear Feral Mole is touring next month?
Dick: "Phuk, don't gimme dat shit nigga I don't care."

by ItsRuckasNucka. July 16, 2015

Tour

when someone cannot sit down and work but has to walk around and wave

'Hi C aren't you supposed to be revising'
'No E, i've just go to go and see this really important person in that non desrcript place'

E (to self) any excuse to go on a tour!

by deviouschink June 22, 2010

Toure

Toure gotta fat ass

Omg "toure" shake ya ass

by Thebigtree August 26, 2020

On Tour

Another way to describe cheating or someone who's has been with multiple partners. Also someone who talks to a lot of women and vice versa.

Damn, I found out my girlfriend was on tour." or "My cousin is "on tour" because he's been with a lot of females.

by Evilman1988 October 17, 2010

Tour

-To Leave quickly from an area

"Tour bud!"

by Glovemonkey June 05, 2003

The Tour

Giving a date a tour of your home that ends in your bedroom as a strong but silent suggestion that you want to have sex.

One our third date, I invited him to my place and have him The Tour but he didn't make a move.

by Everyone's Brother March 17, 2015