Country Dictionary

its where you have a boner over 3 feet

Man she put my tromboner down her throat then i soked her vag

A masive erection or penis extended to full size

Check out that dudes tromboner

when rimming a man, reaching round and stroking him off

he was such a homo, he always was a tromboner

a person who has no life, except for their trombone, and they have bowel problems, and yellow teeth. they normally respond to the name of dookie pants

Adam and Harrison are tromboners because they have no life.

when a women blows into your penis while she is preforming or sex. in the manner of a trombone.

Glenn: " Hey bro, how was that tromboner last night?" Justin: " Lets just say that her music teacher tought her well!"

getting your anus licked and getting jerked off at the same time

i love getting tromboned by my girl

An instrument whose players can, unlike tuba players, actually keep time. Originally designed as an improvement on the trumpet, the trombone turned out to be an improvement on all other instruments as well. A single trombonist can, and will outplay many small string ensembles. For every time a trombonist hits fortissimo, a man gets a hard on somewhere, and three women lose their virginity...twice. Also considered by many to have magical properties.

No, there is nothing wrong with your recording equipment's balance, we have a trombone in the ensemble.