A fork of Rural Dictionary
Burying yourself in such a way that wild pigs foraging for truffles end up sucking you off
"I'd rather go truffling that sleep with that foul young ho"
A term for a stuffy, short british man with a bowler hat,
"Rupert, you look like a truffle!"
(1) tasty treat made for sophisticated fatties (2) also found in human form, code name for annoying people who irk you signs of a human truffle: (1) annoying at the pool (2) desires to wear spiderman shoes with velcro in the pool (3) should be a wedding planner since always concerned with location, location, location (4) owns a Persian cat who is a member of the terrorist group known as the Taliban
Cristophe: Where are my velcro shoes? Location, location, location! That's what I always say to my Persian cat. Martin: Truffles, you have a cameltoe. Cristophe: But, I'm a MAN!
Noun: The mushroom shaped indentation left on a woman's forehead after being slapped by the head of a penis. Truffling - Verb: The act of slapping your penis on a woman's forehead leaving a mushroom shaped mark.
I could tell by the mark on her head that she had just been truffled.
a bitch so fine you would do some nasty shit wit
Damn look at that truffles i wish i could C shocker her