A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term for a stuffy, short british man with a bowler hat,
"Rupert, you look like a truffle!"
An amazing name a for a unique, crazy, fun, intelligent animal name.
she seems like a Truffle
A truffle is what you get when you girlfriend or sex partner takes a massive shit 1-5 days previous of the time of intercourse. Due to the sheer enormity of the shit she doesn't wipe at all or shit anytime after the huge poo. When you engage is anal sex you penis breaks the hard layer of un-wiped poo and continues in to the soft poo inside her rectum. A truffle is the second degree of the Poopie Log the only difference is that the Poopie Log only has the soft poo not the hard poo. The truffle is called a truffle because its chocolate counter part consist of hard chocolate on the outside and soft on the inside.
Dude how was Jane last night is it true she gave you a Truffle Yea... it is the horrible she told me i would only get a poopie log but instead i got a Truffle AWWWWWWW
Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché "Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then"
The members of the football pool were so happy when Isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “Truffles is back again, he talks shit about subjects he knows nothing about but Truffles comes in last place every damn week, easy money!”
The art of rummaging around in a ones nostril for a tasty treat. A complete lack of shame and decorum means that this can be done at any time and in any place regardless of who might be watching.
Oh look. Gary's Truffling again. Every day I'm Truf-f-f-ling