A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person goes down on a female and spends to much time, when it becomes more of a nuisance then a pleasure.
My boyfriend thought he was making me happy, when in reality I had to kick him out for twatting
When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when a someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)
Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged! Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!
Noun: Pronounced with a short a, rather than a short o (I have no idea where American directors get their pronunciation from), 'twat' is a rather vulgar word of British origin that refers to a woman's sexual organs. A person can be a 'twat', the same way they can be a penis (see dick) or something used for cleaning said twat (see douche). It is usually used to mean someone is stupid or mean.
Me: I am a nice, well-behaved girl. I refuse to use such offensive words merely for the purpose of giving Urban Dictionary an example of how to use it. Person reading this: *cough* Twat. *cough*