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the synonym word for twittering; also, the infinitive word of twitter.

I am twittering how much I hate twatting on twitter

To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe

I twatted him upside the head with my size ten.

Also can be used in place of fucking, arsing...

I've got a twatting exam today dammit!

Tweeting or messaging someone who is in the same room as you are, most likely directly next to you.

Nikki and Jo keep twatting each other and they are sitting two feet away from each other.

twatting:(twatted- past tense) verb; for a woman to slap a person in the face with her labia. more insulting when the female in question is on her period.

oh my god, the old lady is twatting a chav, three cheers, hazaa! hazaa! hazaa! err you got twatted so bad your dripping.

To twat, to spend a period of time doing and achieving nothing, either intentionally or by accident.

''we did nothing all weekend, just sat around twatting''

twaht-ting -verb The act of posting bitchy complaining tweets on Twitter.

all she ever does is complain, twatting all day long like we actually give a shit.