A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have been touched, fondled, fingered or coitaled by your uncle.
Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe. Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.
Uncle- Somebody who tells bad jokes, is basically the family handyman, is always drunk, and his favorite movie is his favorite because someone from WWE Stars in it.
"That dude over there is such an Uncle"
a term used to make someone say when you have them pinned to the ground
Andrew: i've got you on da flo bitch. you want yo lunch money back, den say uncle Alec: help, no! teacher teacher! Andrew: say uncle!!
A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.
Sanji: Uncle get me a steak and a currypop Rajin: O.K.
The member of your family that is most likley to come into your bedroom in the middle of the night and show you his penis.
Uncle Bob: Hey Jimmy wake up. Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob? Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.