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union

Contradiction and the funniest thing you will ever see.

"Did you see where the business agent got fired by his own union - I wonder who will file his grievance?"

by Dick Splash August 16, 2003

union

group of people who take breaks and several lunches throughout the day.

the union told me i work to hard..

by op March 11, 2004

union

an association that uses thuggery, hooliganism, bribery and blackmail to get the wage level raised above its true value for lazy workers

those dumb union workers at the printers drove all the print shops out of business and then had no jobs at all

by andy1 September 25, 2004

union

Labor unions suck...all they do is hurt themselves (not getting payed and freezing their asses off striking after collective bargaining fails)...they also hurt the consumer by giving them one less option in purchasing decisions...and hurt the firm by making them looose all their money and eventuallty they run out and cant pay the fucking union people ALL LABOR UNIONS DO IS CAUSE INFLATION IN THE US ECONOMY AND SIT ON THE ASS EATING A FUCKING SANDWITCH TELLING PEOPLE TO WORK SLOWER BECAUSE THEIR FUCKING FAGS WHO NEED TO BE ARRESTED...FUCK THAT BITH

*me working hard* Big fag labor union man-stop working u asshole we can get this job done in 23451214 days instead of one. we can waste the tax payers money so i can stick my finger up my ass and eat because im a fat ass labor union asshole

by LABOR UNIONS SUCK April 01, 2005

union

The reason why my job is going to India.

Rambabu: Steve, why are you the only American programmer working at Visa in Foster City? Steve: Because unions aren't allowed here and business lobbyists got their way in Congress. Rambabu: Why does a programmer need to make $40 an hour out here, while programmers in India do well on $3 an hour? Steve: Unions allow workers to get paid more for doing less, which raises taxes and construction costs, while destroying education.

by smelly armpit September 05, 2005

union

The only reason a person with no college education or skills can earn $25 an hour for unskilled labor while sitting around and doing nothing, showing up for work late or drunk, calling in sick half the time and without concern for punishment, taking a very long lunch and like 5 breaks, and getting most holidays off while having the audacity to complain and demand more from his company and go on strike about his company’s alleged “unfair” working conditions. The only thing that would be “fair” is for the company to kick the union and its lazy employees like this to the curb and replace them with hardworking people who would be grateful to have such high pay and benefits for unskilled work.

I hate the union! All labor unions are antiquated, corrupt, useless and a detrement to corporate America. The union(s) are also the reason so many industrial jobs in this country are going to Mexico and China.

by [email protected] April 25, 2008

union

a college in Shcen-who the fuck knows how to write the rest of the fucking city.

yo there is so much snow around, it is cold, and poor people all over, despite that i am rich, i must be at union college

by clover April 08, 2003