A fork of Rural Dictionary
The correct pronunciation of Albert Pujols, the greatest current baseball player.
The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.
Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)
From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"
Besides the normal definition, slang term in the auto parts business for battery acid. See andy granatelli belly jelly
In the 60s, you had to add your own cunt juice to brand new batteries
parody of a nazi saying "thank you"
Gerhard: "Geshundeit"
Fritz: "Danke Douche"
a girl/woman who gets a guy to buy/give her chips to play table games at the casino. As often as not, she skips out on him when he goes to the bathroom
That gorgeous Asian gal with the dyed blonde hair was a chip whore who was with a 500 lb. ugly guy. As soon as he went to the bathroom, she made a beeline out the front door.