A fork of Rural Dictionary
A comeback that works for everything
Dude youre so bad at life! ur mom is bad at life.
Use when someone is asking you a nosy question or just something stupid as hell. Reminder: never say this in front of a person who does not have a mother.
SARAH: Hey, whatcha guys talkin' about? ASHLEY: ur mom.
A highly derogatory phrase which replaces the subject of a person's sentence to form a base and unoriginal form of retaliation (for those with difficulty thinking of witty comebacks).
"That was a great sandwich." "Ur Mom was a great sandwich! Oh! Diss!"
Something Carl Wheezer tells Jimmy when he asks who Carl wants to fuck and suck
Jimmy: Who do you want to bang Carl: *Vapes* Ur Mom
A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all comebacks. It can be used in a sentence, or by itself as a phrase.
Doctor: You have chlamydia. Patient: Ur mom. Enemy: You look like a dumpster fire. You: So did ur mom after I fucked her senseless.
Defenition 1: This word can replace a noun, if done correctly. Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use.
Guy 1: "Whoa! U made cool sound effects with that paper bag..." Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect!"