Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

chlamydia

A sexually transmitted disease that causes such symptoms as cloudy urine. Not all people will show symtoms. It is easily "cured" with antibiotics although it may cause damage (especially in women) if not treated.

Chlamydia: The gift that keeps on giving!

by Janeshoe October 18, 2011

chlamydia

the most gorgeous name you give a girl. chlamydia is kind, sweet, loving, and above all, super sexy. you should name your child chlamydia, i promise you won't regret it :)

wow is that chlamydia? she's so pretty.

by babyeater666 July 20, 2020

chlamydia

A word once used by xxxtentacion as another word for “clout” , meaning famous.

Damn Max got mad chlamydia on Instagram!

by Handle fan November 28, 2018

chlamydia

An STD,V.D.,A disese transmitted through sexual contact w/an infected partner.Symptoms include:Yellowish discharge,extreme burning upon urination,swelling of the labia majora.

Mike mahana = chlamydia

by BitterRebound July 17, 2014

chlamydia

my friend jocleyn

“if you look up chlamydia on urban dictionary, i pop up.” - jocleyn 2020

by covld19 June 16, 2020

chlamydia

I am not a whore. I am not confused. I am not “going through a phase” I am not invisible. I am not unfaithful. I am not alone. I’m chlamydia. And that’s really all there is to it.

i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today!”

by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018

chlamydia

A deadly sexual disease contracted when either you or your lover eat seafood, especially chlams, within an hour prior to having sex.

"Did you hear the news? Joan and Cody got chlamydia after Joan ate some shrimp that was marinated in chlam sauce!"

by green tomato January 15, 2007