A fork of Rural Dictionary
a white male who almost inexcusably can pass off as a black man. usually his families traits consist of big dicks and tall women.
man....you are the blackest white kid i know....you know what youre a wade if ive ever seen one.
one who doesnt know what they want
wade: i think i like you
1 week later....
wade: i dont know if i like you anymore
Getting close to a girl with the intention of getting into her underwear.
Person 1: I have become really good friends with Ellie Ward recently.
Person 2: WADE!
A slang term for a male , usually in his 50's, that shows an enormous capacity to process large amounts of information quickly and draw from many inter-disciplinary fields of study. Almost always of Irish stock and extremely well spoken and charming. Always well endowed and highly skilled in heterosexual lovemaking. Handsome beyond imaging and gifted with an extremely magnetic personality, a Wade must control his power lest all around him come under his control.
Carrie: " Joe what's up with you lately? You seem like your under some kind of spell."
Joe: " I..I..don't know, man. But I met this dude ,Wade, and I just feel drawn to him. I can't explain it."
Carrie: " You just did."
A Greasy looking kid who has abnormally good luck with the ladies.
He's so greasy looking but still gets laid. Must be a Wade.