Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Ball Washer

A euphemism for a person that goes above and beyond to satisfy an authoritative figure

"Greg is a ball washer for cleaning the teacher's overhead projector"

by blair witfae November 02, 2007

Bog Washer

Someone who is the lowest of low, dirty and will generally cleans toilets for a living.

Dave:' What happened to the toilet brush?'
Ryan:' Andy took it when he moved out, it was like 6 months old too'
Dave: 'What a Bog Washer.'

by Johnthebaptist69 September 23, 2016

chicken washer

A black man or woman who ignores FDA and CDC recommendations and "washes dey chicken so da spices stick betta" typically using dish soap.

Bro Jamal's mom is a chicken washer.

by #65 April 07, 2023

weeny washer

the act of sucking on a penis.

that hoe is a weeny washer

by Geoman123 September 28, 2010

gully washer

A torrential rain that causes ditches to overflow creating flash floods on streets and roadways.

The gully washer spread so much water on the street that vehicles sprayed water high in the air as they passed by.

by Embe March 11, 2009

ball washer

Someone who follows those of higher social standing and backs them no matter what. They will stick up for their hero, even when their hero has been proven to be a bad person, scammer, thief or general scumbag.

Man, Truck and BBi have the ball washers that totally ignore their scams.

by Big Nasty 153 October 13, 2017

belly washer

a term refering to a carbonated beverage or soda

Man, I can use a cold iced belly washer today

by nessa January 07, 2005