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woner

1. Nickname for a tall, lanky pale white kid.

2. Can be used as a substitue for boner.

Bill: Did you see that tall white kid?
Jim: Oh you mean that woner.

by gunitcoach May 04, 2005

Woner

A boner you get at work. Not always a desirable thing. Often arises from a work-based achievement.

"Sick post effects, bro! They're giving me a woner!"

by GreenLion April 29, 2010

Woner

A weak boner. That semi-limp erection that often precedes or follows sexual arousal/activity. Sometimes it's just kinda there.

I jacked off three hours ago, but his fuckin' woner won't go away!

by sweatypillows December 10, 2009

woner

this is a word i just made up and i think it will be catchy

it is when your wondering about something but are too lazy to put the D in so you just woner them

me: im gonna woner you
neko: dont you dare woner me
weenee: give us some woner
sam: i want some woner
thanos chicken: il woner you first
AK: woner me
allknight: ill woner you all

by notsouratall June 03, 2020

Woner

The female arousal

Omg, she has a woner

by Gaygurl February 04, 2021

Woner

A woman boner

That guy is so hot I got a woner.

by Batman0818 December 30, 2016