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it wows my audience with it's size. Emphasis on my. I have a one foot wower, and you have a one inch wonder

Imagine having a one inch wonder when you can have a one foot wower.

It's just wow but more wowey.

Guy 1: "We won our game yesterday!"
Guy 2: "Wow!"
Guy 1: "I also scored a goal."
Guy 2: "Wower!"

The art of combining a wank and a shower simultaneously.......similar to a kwank where the individual partakes in a sleep shortly following a wank...

Fuck sorry mate, I didn't reply to your message because I was taking a wower / having a kwank

liquid sunshine, the most beautiful feeling in the world. Usually said after having an orgasm.

Justin, oh my god! that was wowerful!!