A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of, or process of you, or another person aggressively masturbating
"Hey bitch, wanna wrangle the dangle?" "Sure I'd love to wrangle your dangle!"
When a flirty female (more often than not a ‘mudshark’) mocks your manhood with her breasts in a tarty fashion but despite your advances won’t bring them out of their shoulder holders, at which point you assist her in freeing them from their wire bra stables.
This chick has been giving me the run around for months now and she still teases me like this. It's about time to do a little titty wrangling!!
The process of where you become so pissed at an app, that you scream at it while deleting it. Often followed by smashing your phone, then the smoking of weed.
Guy #1: FUCKING HELL!!!!! STUPID FUCKING APP!!! DELETED!!! Guy #2: Calm down, no need to app wrangle so hard.
When playing Co-op Halo on Mythic, it is the act of killing an elite by having your friend distract him whilst you sneak up from behind to assassinate him. This is done because their shields are so strong that almost no amount of bullets will kill them. Can also be performed on Promethean Knights.
Phil: Hey, there's a new batch of Campaign challenges this week. Jared: Sweet. Ready for some Elite Wrangling?
The act of taking one for the team. Doing a skank in order to get something she has access to.
Tim was skank wrangling to get tickets to the Browns game.
Ensuring a cowboy's ten-gallon hat is full to the brim with manky-man-splash.
I got caught spaff wrangling, but I only got the electric chair.
When a man of obscene girth can no longer reach his penis to masturbate, he will simply use his inner thighs until orgasm is achieved.
If a fat man is sweating and out of breath while sitting at his desk, he has been 'Thigh Wrangling'.