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one of the most commonly misinterpreted rock lyrics in the last century. the actual lyric is "revved up like a duece, another runner in the night", but it really sounds like "wrapped up like a douche", the song is "Blinded by the Light" by Bruce Springsteen. the lyric is also commonly mistaken as: Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night Wrapped up like a douche, you know the ruler in the night Wrapped up like a douche, in the middle of the night Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night Wrapped up like a douche, an utter rotor in the night wrapped up like a douche, you know the rotor in the night wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night Wrapped up like a douche, a little odor in the night Wrapped up like a douche, a bad odor in the night. Wrapped up like a douche, and a stoner in the night Wrapped up like a douche, spitting in the night Wrapped up like a douche, another mother in the night Wrapped up like a douche, you know a runnin' in the night Wrapped up like a douchebag, for the Roman in the night Revved up like a douche, another loaner in the night Racked up like a douche, ya gonna run around the night Washed up like a douche, breaking a rubber in the night Revved up like a douche and turned her over in the night Ripped off like a douche, another owner in the night cracked up like a douching, and a roamer in the night Refresh your douche, its smellin funky in the night Ripped up like a douche, into the rotor of the night Turning loose like a douche, like the roadrunner tonight ripped up like a douche until he rolled her in the night Rev up like a douche and go a roller in the night Wrecked up like a douche, another boner in the night Wrapped up my big douche, killed a runner last night Woke up like a douche, you know i rolled her in the night Wake up with a douche in the middle of the night Woke up like a douche-bag in the middle of the night Swept up like a douche with motorola in the night Red duck like a douchebag and discarded in the night revved up my big Dodge and did a runner with his wife Caught up at the juice bar in the middle of the night Revved up like a Roto-Rooter rollin' in the night With a dildo in my face and cheese wheel in my butt Rap duck like a Goose and Have a lunar in the night Look up to the north and see big dipper to the right Eyes were shot out by a laser in a fight Wracked up like a duece, another runner in the night wrapped up like a deuce you know the roamer in the night Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night Dressed up like a dude, another runner in the night Sucked up by the juice, you know the runner in the night Dressed up like a duece, a ruler of the night Revved up like a deuce, another rover in the night Set it up like a deuce and they rolled it in the night Wrapped up like an edition of the ruler in the night Sucked up by the juice, you know the runner in the night Held up like a loofah by the foreman of the night Caught up in the noose thats swinging in the night wrapped up like a do chin in the middle of the night shot loose like a goose, another runner in the night Wrapped up like a duke in the ordinary night Dressed up like a duke, another rumor in the night hung up like a goose, another runner in the night Racked up like hooter, in the middle of the night racked up like a deuce in a momentary flight rabbit wants some juice, like a donut in the night messed up like a demon that was roaming in the night Dressed up like a dude, you know, the roamer in the night Set up like a loser only come back wearin tights Racked up like a moose, that's been run over in the night Wrapped up like a dude, sha na na, reuben in delight Wrapped up like ol' tuscon on a rubber-ended night Cut loose like a goose, another roamer in the night Wrapped up , la la la, she was a loner in the night Slapped up like a motor in the anus of the night Wracked up by the goosin' and the runner in the night Wrapped up in the noose like a boner in the night Revved up with the juice, another router in the night Wrapped up like a deuce ya know the roter in the night Wrecked up like a goose, in the middle of the night Took off like the Juice, another runner in the night Wrapped up like a deuce, another roller in the night Throw up blah blah blah in the middle of the night Revved up like a dude, she ain't no rover in the night Cut loose like a goose from the spirit of the night Wrapped up like a deuce, a holy roller in the night Rapping like the duke, you know, the rumor in the night wake up like a dachshund in the middle of the night
"don't move the dial, I can't wait until I hear Bruce say 'wrapped up like a douche' again"
This is a very difficult task to accomplish, but acquires strength, agility, and extreme thrusting powers. Its when a man thrusts so hard that both testicles jam up in the vagina causing a blood clot in the clitorial area. Thus speaking the man walks away unharmed, on the other hand, the lady wadles away to the E.R. (In much pain....) NOT RECOMMENDED FOR AMATEUR SEXERS
" Dude i heard that your sister got a Scottsdalian Wrap-up last night and that she had internal bleeding for over a month!!" " No way man you heard that story!! That was all me man!!! HAHAA sucks for that bitch I never even liked her HA!"
as mentioned previously, it is one of the most commonly mishear lyrics. However, the song which this is misheard in is Mansfred Mann's version. It sounds exactly like douche even when you learn that it is deuce though. Bruce Springsteen originally wrote the song as "cut loose like a deuce..." and sang it saying deuce not douche.
"Turn it up, I like to hear Mansfred Mann pronounce deuce like shit" "I'm gonna sing douche because it is funnier and I was almost raised on it"
Twilight Zone- The Movie "What is an arab anyway, A nigger wrapped up in a sheet?"
When a person/people are covered up almost to their necks in bed...
Hey it's not that cold out -- why are we sleeping here, wrapped up like burritoes?
A phrase used by mothers to "nicely" tell their children to end an activity. Most commonly followed up with "one sec".
Mom: "Okay, Eric . . . time to wrap it up." Eric: "Okay one sec."
One who is ridiculously preoccupied with trivial matters and therefore cannot be bothered with meaningful information from other, less douchey people.
"I tried to get her attention about the house being on fire, but she's wrapped up like a douche watching The O.C."