A fork of Rural Dictionary
the best response to any question. can be used on numerous occasions including insulting someone, an answer to a question you dont know the answer for, just for the hell of it or in concjuntion with a sentence. NB: it is important to find out about the status of the other person mother i.e. if something upsetting happened to her etc so no true insult is caused. P.S. the only people who WILL get really insulted then are silly or stupid and dont understand it is a joke and think you are really out to insult their family...
Percy: S'cuse me you've got something on your face. Pat: Your mum's got something on her face. Percy: okkkk... I havent got anyone to go to Prom with. Pat: I'm going with your mum. Percy: stop saying your mum! Pat: your mum Percy: your face! Pat: *silence* Randomer: Percy dude that was harsh! Percy: sorry Pat your actually really pretty, will you go to Prom with me? Pat: I already told you i'm going with your mum! Teacher: Percy stop talking in my lesson. Whats the answer to question 4? Percy: Your mum? Teacher: DETENTION! (note the inappropriate last use here where percy just doesnt know where to stop or how the phrase is used...note Pats master skills FYI she doesnt reall want to go to prom with percys mum duh!)
Possibly the greatest insult ever, due to the sheer randomness of it.
Bob: Do you have the time? Fred: Your mum Bob: Shut up, you fag. Why do you have to be such a fag all the time? Fred: Your mum! Your mum, that's why!
An insult or comeback which is particularly useful to use on your ginger "friend" (especially one who denys that they are ginger - remember: there is no such colour as "strawberry blond"). This will make him whine like the little bitch on a period that he is.
Brucie: I'm not ginger Gav: yes you are Brucie: my parents are not ginger either Gav: your mum colours her hair Brucie: what? how do you know? Gav: saw her minge last night Brucie: WHAT? Gav: yep.... Her minge was as orange as a cheesy Dorito. And more cheesy Brucie: you cunt!
if your in a weird mood, every thing someone says you link to their mum
1:its hot outside 2:no your mums hot outside 1:what are you talking about? 2:what is your mum talking about 1:shup up! 2:no your mum should shut up 1:fuck you! 2:no your mum should fuck you 1:just go away and leave me alone 2:no your mum should............... etc
"your mum" is the ultimate answer
what's six times nine? your mum! (i always thought there was something fundimentally wrong with your mum)