Country Dictionary

A shortening used on Neopets when referring to paintbrushes.

How much will you give me for this Baby PB?

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

The best damn fame there is. I mean, think about it. You get recgnised by thousands, or maybe millions of people online, but when you get tired of their hysterical fangirlishness at seeing you post, you can just switch off your computer and sink back into anonymity.

You: *posts* Everyone else: "OMGWTF IT'S J00 I SAW J00 POST OMG SCREENSHOT OMGOMGOMG" You: *switches off computer* *tumbleweed*

A leet spelling of "fail".

OMG u fayle!!!oneone!

Possibly the greatest insult ever, due to the sheer randomness of it.

Bob: Do you have the time? Fred: Your mum Bob: Shut up, you fag. Why do you have to be such a fag all the time? Fred: Your mum! Your mum, that's why!

The main character in the Gormenghast novels.

He's a kitchen slug!

1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show. 2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.

Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric