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A mispronunciation of the word "Thank".

Zank you so much for your help

A term used to refer to a person who is extremely cranky, irratable, or grumpy. It can also be used to refer to someone who is a perpetual pessimist, or a constant downer.

Gertrude makes sure to get a lot of sleep at night so she isn't a crank a zank the following day.

A thing that Ellen and Tilde invented.

"OH ZANK ELLEN"
"OH ZANK TILDE"

mixing of preworkout and herbal supplements* to create a buzz like no other

"Yo dude I'm "zanked" out right now".
"Bro you tryna get zanked?"

Someone that is hot short fast and never stops running

Wow you are such a Zank

Something to call somebody when the person cannot think logically or be reasonable.

Dude, you're a Zank right now.

Man, I can't believe I was friends with a Zank.

Cocaine

Beav unit was doing mad zank last night.