A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) (Verb) To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself. 2) (Noun) Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.
1) Don't interact with him if you can help it, he'll Zeus everything up. 2) Zeus fucking sucks
A name that may either strike fear into those who hear it, or may cause extreme joy. Zeu is short for Zeusar, and refers to a person who is very funny, kind, sometimes a bit rude, but overal amazing.
Zeu is the best person in the entire world. Zeu is so fun to talk to.
As far as mythology goes, if Hades could be stopped by humans, so could Zeus. Zeus knew that, and therefore desperately tried to keep them loving him instead of rising against him, the way they did his brother. The story is similar to the ones the scribes wrote in the bible. The scribes wrote this stuff to keep people going to church and giving the church their money, instead of rising against people like the scribes, who fear(ed) the masses.
Zeus has no power he's not given by humans because he is not real. He was written by humans who wanted to stay in power.
He is the nicest person ever. Don't be fooled by Greek Mythology, for the one and only person he loves is Hera. When they talk about their love; they talk about a garden. They looked at each other and never looked back. It's not about taking Hera's side, or Zeus's side, but more like the bigger picture-- of them together both happy. So when you praise them, praise both for their love-- that's eternal. We get the bigger picture wrong, thinking it's one side vs the other, but when you put it together, it's moreso them together fighting for the bigger cause. So write about how much he loves his wife, and write how much he love everyone, and write about Hera as being the number one, because that is what they probably want everyone to remember in the end. Write about their love, because, in the end, it's always Hera and Zeus. So Zeus, I hope we write about you two being in love, happy, and complete, for when we read about you, we read about how you two always come back to each other in the end.
That's Zeus for you, forgiving as always.
The Resurrection. Zeus reborn and awakened. Space, Time, Weather, Bountiful Heavenly Life, Creators, Artists, Athletes, Passionate. Incredible rage against the enemy but the greatest Lover and Love. Eceryone is beautiful.
They all want a piece of Keir Zeus.
A Mighty Zeus is when you hook up your junk to a car battery before having anal sex.
" I gave my ex a Mighty Zeus last night and boy was she shocked!"