A fork of Rural Dictionary
A coloqial term used to dicreetly tell your women that your ready to give her the stiffy stab.
Hey Baby,
It's harvest time in the zucchini patch. Would you pound that daquiri so we can get out of here.
Don’t go to Church of the Harvest OKC in Oklahoma unless you want to be abused and manipulated by the leaders who believe in conversion therapy and make sex offenders pastors.
While you are going down on a girl that is lying on her back, you grab her legs and throw them over your shoulders and thrust upwards. This leaves the girl's head and shoulder still on the bed, while her butt is in the air and legs completely over your shoulders. The licking continues in this position.
Person 1: Hey man what did you do last night?
Person 2: I High Tide Clam Harvested the shit out of her
Person 1: Oh man that's pretty legendary, that move is known to be the hardest in the league
Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top
To tortiously remove ones tampon unsuspectingly from in between their legs.
That bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!
a man who shags everything he sees
Dave: is Steve coming?
Baz: No he’s too much of a combine harvester
The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.
Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.