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Sergio

Sergio can be found outside CNN office buildings crying about the latest news that has no real impact on their lives. Asking him to follow simple social rules for brief moments will cause in to go in an uncontrolled rage where he may feel is rights are being stolen. Sergio’s tent to love red hats and dark plumes of coal smoke. Sergio’s favorite snacks are original cheese Cheetos and AR-15s.

That group of Sergio’s could hardly be seen a through that plume of coal smoke at the Trump rally.

by Swagy Mc' D November 23, 2021

Sergio

A Sergio usually has a big giant dick. If you ever meet a sergio i would suggest to always keep him because he will always make you feel so good with that giant horse cock of his.. your moans will be outta this world. His dick can be so big you’ll feel it in your guts.

Abby : Did you see Sergio’s dick sticking out

Alexandra : Fuck yes I would want that in me so bad

Abby : Fuck me too it’s big for the both of us!!

by December 01, 2023

Sergio

Sergio is awesome and cool, pls be his friend

Person 1: Is that Sergio?
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like he needs friends.

by Lolbit64 February 25, 2022

Sergio

A Sergio is a "straight dude" that likes k-pop. They are the smartest and dumbest guys you'll ever meet but tat okay. At least he can make your ego bigger.

Buy a Sergio for $999.99, buy one get one free.

by Meizono October 15, 2021

Sergio

A servant. Simple as that.

Watch out Sergio might steal your stuff.

by J9er October 05, 2020

Sergio

A servant. Simple as that a whole servant.

Watch out for Sergio he’d steal your shit.

by J9er October 05, 2020

Sergio

Smart and charming. Usually has the biggest pito out of all his friends

Damn my homie Sergio Is smart and charming and has a big ass PITO!

by Donkeys I know 69420 November 24, 2021