Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Safari Goat

A large mammal that lives manly in Africa that eats almost anything. Mostly just an elephant.

Yo dude, did you see that safari goat eat that pumpkin!

by King Panda October 21, 2018

Safari GOer

A insulting term for a raging homsexual. originating from the small scotish town of helensburgh

"shut it ya fucking safari GOer"
"he shaged her!! i thought he was a Safari GOer"

by R. J. H. July 11, 2008

Safari Girl

Big game hunters, girls that try to have sex with famous men.

Lou: "Can you believe all the Safari Girls after Tiger Woods?"
Reece: "Huh?"
Lou: "Big game hunters, girls that have sex with famous guys."
Reece: "And hope to get pregnant and the bucks with it."
Lou: "That would be the Rhino's horn, hahaha."

by Doc Irysch December 23, 2009

Deli Safari

Shoving a ton of sandwiches in your mouth at once.

John: Hey Emily,how's your brother?

Emily: he's dead john.

John: What happened?

Emily: he went on a Deli Safari.

John: HA,classic Brian.

by casualtrash January 22, 2015

penis safari

The act of getting your arm stuck in a washing machine.

"What's up with tom!?" "I think he is going on a penis safari!"

by pussydestroyer17 June 24, 2023

colorado safari

a really good weed high B)

Nah, brah, I'm not wasted... *giggles* just takin' a Colorado safari.

by f*cktrump June 23, 2016

Safari cow

A kid in roblox thought I said cows live in safari so now I named him safari cow his username is meepz100

I met a kid in roblox and named him safari cow.

by Ugly rat the first May 15, 2020