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safari

A ride through the redlight district. The hoes come out and start harrasing your car and climbing all over your car while you pass by them at 2 mph. While doing a drive-by, you are staring at the skeezy hoes like they're a pack of wild animals - just like an African safari. The only difference is that you replace the African jungle with a jungle of skanky ass bitches.

Drunkass 1: Damn, I'm drunk as hell. Drunkass 2: Yeah, me too. What you wanna do? Drunkass 1: Let's do safari! Drunkass 2: Hell yeah! You drive, I'm too drunk, and I wanna heckle the bitches.

by joemomz December 01, 2005

safari

1.When you go online to look at no specific type of porn and you just let the links take you through an erotic maze of spyware infected porn sites. 2.Starting an erotic internet adventure by going to a free gallary porn site and clicking on a minimum of ten links and/or thumbnails before your allowed to stop and choose which site you want best.

"A:dude so i found the crazyest shit last night while i was safari'ing b:what was it? A: let me say this...i didnt know paper mache was considered an erotic art until now" "what...you've never just let the porn take you to magical places? no? dude, you haven't lived till you've gone on safari!"

by Benjaminraphi September 23, 2007

safari

When white-collar white guys take part of their lunch hour to drive around really bad neighborhoods marvelling at the indigenous people and they way they live...while hoping not to get shot or jacked.

We went on safari yesterday to Division Street. We saw a group of porch monkeys grooming each other (haircuts) and one level 60 mooncricket who definitely wanted to kill us.

by bigdaddyz99 June 23, 2005

safari

Lunch hour entertainment for white collar workers...drive through really bad neighborhoods marvelling at the natives and their lifestyle.

When we went to lunch today, we picked up subway and went on safari. I thought sure one big silverback was gonna kill us.

by bigdaddyz January 30, 2006

safari

Heading to the bar looking specifically for cougars...

We are going on a safari. To Africa? No to the bar, he wants to hunt a cougar.

by wisewisdomwordstx September 16, 2010

safari

a web browser only available for macs which is much faster than firefox or internet explorer for mac. tabbed browsing and the metal brush skin of safari makes it very easy to view multiple pages without having multiple windows, saving on cpu space

stebbo: hey man i know firefox rules but safari is also free and its got more features kittychan: lol ive used it for years firefox sucks and i would never use ie because it does not conform to industry standards so it never works with more advanced websites

by stebbo August 29, 2006

safari

when ure trolling through the bar and all there is are zoo creatures and fam animals. ure on a safari. bring ure spear gun.

I went on a safari through all the zoo creatures at this fucking bar.

by tomflyes February 02, 2010