A fork of Rural Dictionary
A beautiful specimen that should be the 2020 US president. He is better then Donald trump and the child of the two best leaders. Remember new decade new me. VOTE FOR MEEE. Can also fix brexit.
Dr Phil: wow Donald putin is pretty great
Boris Johnson: I wish he could come over and fix brexit
Or
Wow you are pretty Donald Putin
A land were an evil boi har en contrell is an controlled. du Freg agrees with dat boi!
That jerk who lost to Ukraine and lied to his whole country.
Grand kid: So, remember ww3? What was it about?
me: Well, Vladimir Putin lost it and tried to cover up the covid fails by sneak attacking Ukraine to monopolise the energy supply route to Europe. What a jerk. Typical problem kid... negative attention is better than no attention right?
The 45th president of the United States.
BREAKING NEWS
Vladimir Putin has been elected as the president of the USA.
ashy 69 yr old who is "denazifying" or smo *Special Military Operating* ukraine. so ashy and so depressed that me made it so you cant smile in russia, the motherland. he said he is taking and remaking the communist regime. a bit like mao zedong *WITHOUT THE FAMINE* and he is just an overall dickhead. he thinks he if denazifying and taking colonies back. if he does that, europe start preparing to take african nations back!
person1: Vladimir Putin is my president, and im russian
person2: ...what the fuck?