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brexit

British slang for "Coitus Interruptus" Typically used to describe a situation where a British man, after negotiating sexual intercourse with a European prostitute, decides to withdraw his penis, citing the rules to enter her vagina as "too bureaucratic" as well as to prevent the influx of "illegal irritants" like African herpes and Middle Eastern Gonorrhea. More often than not, the word had negative connotations, ranging from fear and loathing to downright impotence. A "hard" brexit is a violent brexit undertaken with a stubbornly erect penis under the influence of electile dysfunctional pills like Mayagra, leading to vaginal tearing and penile fracture. A hard brexit is usually followed by several years of masturbation and self-flagellation to calm the penis down and in the worst possible scenario, total vaginal reconstruction surgery.

Nigel's abrupt brexit led to a long and lonely night for Magdalena.

by crancher November 05, 2016

brexit

A loud, drawn-out, angsty goodbye that interrupts the party; the opposite of an Irish goodbye

"I can't believe Olivia pulled such a brexit. Suddenly my birthday party was all about her."

by totalbs247 June 24, 2016

brexit

Name given to the national IQ test that was taken by 72% of the British population on Thursday 23rd June 2016. Failure rate 51.9%.

Looks like Brexit is going to actually happen.

by Gungan Flu June 24, 2016

brexit

Verb. To vocally declare one's intent to depart, but then indecisively delay or quietly avoid departure.

Every morning my cat brexits, meowing loudly at the front door, and then just sitting there when I open it for her. Frustrated with his circumstances, the young child screamed "I'm running away". Yet his parents knew that he was brexiting, and sure enough he was quietly reading in his room minutes later. After hearing the results of every presidential election, thousands of Americans brexit to Canada.

by Elbroomo January 11, 2017

brexit

A word describing Britain's hypothetical exit from the European Union. A portmanteau of Britain and exit.

Peace out Europe, I'm gonna brexit.

by Jim_Raynor April 15, 2016

brexit

The word refers to the United Kingdom withdrawing from the EU.

Have you heard the news about Brexit? Yeah, is the UK leaving or not?

by TheQueenOfMots March 20, 2016

brexit

When a person or group takes a decision based on emotions rather than sound logical reasoning and it significantly spoils the situation for those involved . shorthand for 'shooting yourself in the foot'.

'Dont breakup with him, its brexit if you do !' 'Buying this house is brexit'

by Toruk Macto June 25, 2016