Country Dictionary

A joke so unfunny that you pray the person who told its uncle touches them.

The whole room went silent after hearing the Asher joke.

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip: Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song? Producer 2: Yes This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example: Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload? A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them? Person 2: Yes

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.

"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"

A pun that involves wordplay with "Ad" as an affix. The very name of this is also a Bad-Joke, since Bad has "ad" included.

This is an ad-xemple Bad-Joke

Idk what do put here but you if you know what that is then thats tuff.

dark humor jokes are like food, not everyone gets it.

trumoo jokes are jokes on the back of a milk carton ex: how do cows stay up to date ? they read the moos paper

i get milk everyday just to look at the trumoo jokes at the back

A set level of joke quality that must be met, to the terms of the receiver of the joke. If this minimum is not met, it is punishible, by money, light slaps, or any other form of mild punishment.

*person 1 makes horrid joke* Person 2 " That's a slap that violated the joke minimum."