A fork of Rural Dictionary
If it's August 6 you must respect anyone whose name starts with a p's authority
David: hello peyton Peyton: Hey, today is August 6. meaning you must respect my authority David: oh ok
The greatest guy of all times, he is blond born in New York he is French amazing in sports, great cook, Basically he is the best person in the whole universe. I Love Auguste.
Auguste Jones is the greatest. Yeah I know right.
The day where people with huge cocks are born
Jacob: dude, did you know that jack is born on 23th august. Henry: yeah, of course haven't you seen his huge cock
The best person in the whole world he is simply to good at everything he does usually compared to a god. He is hot 🥵 And good at everything he does he is blond with long beautiful hair he is simply to good for any human he has everything anyone could wish for.
Person1: Is that god Person2: No that’s Auguste