A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best girlfriend ever, she is so important person, they literally named a whole month after her. She is such a baddie, and she knows it too. Every nice word you can find in the dictionary is literally based of off her. Auguste is so kind and she loves to pet stray animals. She knows how to make bomb ass Chinese chicken, and she is the best teacher too. She gives the best advice for those who are in need. She is a great friend and she knows how to make you feel loved and accepted. Everyone needs a Auguste in their. (She’s mine though)
I love me a Auguste
National fingering video Day is placed on August 3rd as a sign too all the boys who have girlfriends or wives and are jus desperate for a nude video.
person #1 : Hey man, did u hear what's tomorrow? person #2 : No? Why? person #1: ITS national fingering video day! national fingering video day August 3rd